Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Impressing quotes: Facts & Quotes

1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
the
bastard's name:D .
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again/:) .
4.Many people are alive only becoz
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,
but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!