Boy and Girl conversation

girl: timro kati wota bhai bahini cha...??

boy: ma milayera 5 ota ho , kina ?

Girl: bau ko kei kam thiyena ki kya ho..??.
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Boy: (being loyal)..khai... ani timro chai
kati jana
chan
ra?
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Girl: ma single ho , aru koi pani chaina..

BOy: bau ko dum thiyena ki kya ho??

Girlfriend and Iphone

two Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone...
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1) I don't have iPhone.. :D
2) I don't have a girlfriend.

Unknown Call

helo!!! babu ghar mai xau.....???
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then I replied

hoina aunty ma telephone lera
bazaar
ma ghumdai xu.......

Infected Lips

Engineering student: doctor mero lips maa
infection
vayeko 6,check-garnu paryo !!...

doctor : kiss kati choti gar6au?
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Girl : barsa maa ek choti !!
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doctor: Infection haina,khiyaa
lagyo
khiyaa....

Girls vr Boys Epic comparision

No matter how much make-ups a girl does before heading to a party, she always says "Was In a big hurry, really couldn't do any make up"

And boy, before leaving, calls his friend and asks: "Nuhayerai aauney ho oye ta??"

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And the reply is even great. Friend says: "Tero bau ko janti janu cha ra nuhayera aauna lie"

#boyzareboyz

Why lips?

For girls-
Smile is the second best thing you can do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)

Magne Budo

"if u can't fly, run

if u can't run, walk

if u can't walk, crawl

but keep moving"
-Martin Luther King

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Magne Budo ---" tyo ta theek chha bata janu parney chahi kata ho?? "

Girls #Facepalm

The number of times a
girl changes her
relationship status to
'Single', is the number of
times her boyfriend
refuses to take her for
shopping :'(