Dog and Donkey Joke: Halka Vulgar cha hai

Euta gadhaa sutiraa dekhera Kukur lai sanak chadecha

Gadha ko pachaadi baata chiraauna laagecha. Gadhaa uthera sodhecha

Gadhaa: Oi, k garna laageko yesto

Kukur: (laaj mandai)Jiskeko yaar.

Gadhaa: Muzi, ma ni jiskina thaalamlaa ra tero aakha niskelaa ni

Tyape goes to bank

Euta tyape keta bank bhitra pasecha ra teha reception ma gayera purai vulgar bolecha:

Keta: Oi R**di, mero naya khaata kholna paryo, kaa gayera kholney ho?
Keti: Sir, mukh samhaalera bolnus.

Keta: L*** samhaalney... Khurukka vann na khaata kaa nira gayera kholney?

Keti ley manager lai complain garechey...

Manager rishaudai vanecha: O sir, k taal ho, kina chada bolnu vaako?

Keta: Mac**k*ey, 10 करोड ko chittha paryo, tero bank ma rakhna paryo.

Manager: Eh ho ra sir, ani k yo randi sanga mukh mukhai laagiraa ta, hidnus na office bhitra.

Epic Dhoti Fail: EPL or Laliga?? Why Always you stupid Indians????

An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero

An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero...

The joke is...

Dhoti ni kai hero huncha!!

#हाहा

Dhoti Hero ko Joke

An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero...

The joke is...

Dhoti ni kai hero huncha!!

#हाहा

Dhoti post: What to do when angry???

What should be done when the person is in the state of extreme anger???
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Go to the market, beat an ugly Indian.... मूड फ्रेश हुन्छ

Dhoti Joke: How to know an Indian

You know the person is Indian When
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When स्वेन थाहा भएन, तोर्पेहरु लास्ट कालो हुन्छन :P

Lottery winner

Bf : Pack Ur Bag SweetHeart,
I've Won Rs10 crores In a Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!! Now Paris or Hawaii???
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Bf: Who Cares ??? U Just Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST

Friendship of Chicken and Horse

A Chicken And A Horse Were Best
Friends. They Lived With A
Farmer.
One Day Suddenly Horse Fell Into
The Well. Chicken Shouts And
Called The Farmer.
Farmer Came And Use His Audi
Q7 Quattro To Pull Out The Horse
From Well. Horse Came Out And
Became Very Happy.
He Thought Someday He Will
Return The Favor.
Then One Day The Chicken Fell
Into The Well And Called For Help.
Horse Reached There And
Lowered His Dick In Well And
Pulled Up The Chicken Out.
Chicken Was Damn Impressed
From Horse.
So Moral Of This Story Is “If You
Have A Dick Like Horse, Then You
Don’t Need An Audi To Pick Up
The Chicks.“

Very Sexy girl

Yo vaneko tyo, tyo vaneko testo pani chha

Chora vaneko ta Doctor hunaparcha, Pilot ta churot pani hunchha.

Reply: Chora vaneko ta Pilot nai huna parcha, Doctor ta Bhaisai ko ni hunchha

Cutest Mistake of a couple

Son:  "My mum says im the cutest mistake ever"

Boy and Girl conversation

girl: timro kati wota bhai bahini cha...??

boy: ma milayera 5 ota ho , kina ?

Girl: bau ko kei kam thiyena ki kya ho..??.
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Boy: (being loyal)..khai... ani timro chai
kati jana
chan
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Girl: ma single ho , aru koi pani chaina..

BOy: bau ko dum thiyena ki kya ho??

Girlfriend and Iphone

two Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone...
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1) I don't have iPhone.. :D
2) I don't have a girlfriend.

Unknown Call

helo!!! babu ghar mai xau.....???
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then I replied

hoina aunty ma telephone lera
bazaar
ma ghumdai xu.......

Infected Lips

Engineering student: doctor mero lips maa
infection
vayeko 6,check-garnu paryo !!...

doctor : kiss kati choti gar6au?
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Girl : barsa maa ek choti !!
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doctor: Infection haina,khiyaa
lagyo
khiyaa....

Girls vr Boys Epic comparision

No matter how much make-ups a girl does before heading to a party, she always says "Was In a big hurry, really couldn't do any make up"

And boy, before leaving, calls his friend and asks: "Nuhayerai aauney ho oye ta??"

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And the reply is even great. Friend says: "Tero bau ko janti janu cha ra nuhayera aauna lie"

#boyzareboyz

Why lips?

For girls-
Smile is the second best thing you can do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)

Magne Budo

"if u can't fly, run

if u can't run, walk

if u can't walk, crawl

but keep moving"
-Martin Luther King

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Magne Budo ---" tyo ta theek chha bata janu parney chahi kata ho?? "

Girls #Facepalm

The number of times a
girl changes her
relationship status to
'Single', is the number of
times her boyfriend
refuses to take her for
shopping :'(