Thursday, January 30, 2014

Dog and Donkey Joke: Halka Vulgar cha hai

Euta gadhaa sutiraa dekhera Kukur lai sanak chadecha

Gadha ko pachaadi baata chiraauna laagecha. Gadhaa uthera sodhecha

Gadhaa: Oi, k garna laageko yesto

Kukur: (laaj mandai)Jiskeko yaar.

Gadhaa: Muzi, ma ni jiskina thaalamlaa ra tero aakha niskelaa ni

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Tyape goes to bank

Euta tyape keta bank bhitra pasecha ra teha reception ma gayera purai vulgar bolecha:

Keta: Oi R**di, mero naya khaata kholna paryo, kaa gayera kholney ho?
Keti: Sir, mukh samhaalera bolnus.

Keta: L*** samhaalney... Khurukka vann na khaata kaa nira gayera kholney?

Keti ley manager lai complain garechey...

Manager rishaudai vanecha: O sir, k taal ho, kina chada bolnu vaako?

Keta: Mac**k*ey, 10 करोड ko chittha paryo, tero bank ma rakhna paryo.

Manager: Eh ho ra sir, ani k yo randi sanga mukh mukhai laagiraa ta, hidnus na office bhitra.

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Epic Dhoti Fail: EPL or Laliga?? Why Always you stupid Indians????


An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero

An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero...

The joke is...

Dhoti ni kai hero huncha!!

#हाहा

Dhoti Hero ko Joke

An extremely funny joke of an Indian Hero...

The joke is...

Dhoti ni kai hero huncha!!

#हाहा

Dhoti post: What to do when angry???

What should be done when the person is in the state of extreme anger???
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Go to the market, beat an ugly Indian.... मूड फ्रेश हुन्छ

Dhoti Joke: How to know an Indian

You know the person is Indian When
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When स्वेन थाहा भएन, तोर्पेहरु लास्ट कालो हुन्छन :P

Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Lottery winner

Bf : Pack Ur Bag SweetHeart,
I've Won Rs10 crores In a Lottery
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Gf: Wow !!! Now Paris or Hawaii???
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Bf: Who Cares ??? U Just Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST

Friendship of Chicken and Horse

A Chicken And A Horse Were Best
Friends. They Lived With A
Farmer.
One Day Suddenly Horse Fell Into
The Well. Chicken Shouts And
Called The Farmer.
Farmer Came And Use His Audi
Q7 Quattro To Pull Out The Horse
From Well. Horse Came Out And
Became Very Happy.
He Thought Someday He Will
Return The Favor.
Then One Day The Chicken Fell
Into The Well And Called For Help.
Horse Reached There And
Lowered His Dick In Well And
Pulled Up The Chicken Out.
Chicken Was Damn Impressed
From Horse.
So Moral Of This Story Is “If You
Have A Dick Like Horse, Then You
Don’t Need An Audi To Pick Up
The Chicks.“

Very Sexy girl