Boy and Girl conversation

girl: timro kati wota bhai bahini cha...??

boy: ma milayera 5 ota ho , kina ?

Girl: bau ko kei kam thiyena ki kya ho..??.
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Boy: (being loyal)..khai... ani timro chai
kati jana
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Girl: ma single ho , aru koi pani chaina..

BOy: bau ko dum thiyena ki kya ho??

Girlfriend and Iphone

two Reasons why I never let my girlfriend touch my iPhone...
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1) I don't have iPhone.. :D
2) I don't have a girlfriend.

Unknown Call

helo!!! babu ghar mai xau.....???
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then I replied

hoina aunty ma telephone lera
bazaar
ma ghumdai xu.......

Infected Lips

Engineering student: doctor mero lips maa
infection
vayeko 6,check-garnu paryo !!...

doctor : kiss kati choti gar6au?
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Girl : barsa maa ek choti !!
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doctor: Infection haina,khiyaa
lagyo
khiyaa....

Girls vr Boys Epic comparision

No matter how much make-ups a girl does before heading to a party, she always says "Was In a big hurry, really couldn't do any make up"

And boy, before leaving, calls his friend and asks: "Nuhayerai aauney ho oye ta??"

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And the reply is even great. Friend says: "Tero bau ko janti janu cha ra nuhayera aauna lie"

#boyzareboyz

Why lips?

For girls-
Smile is the second best thing you can do with ur lips.
Of course you know the first one... :-D
It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P
But I like the way U think! ;-)

Magne Budo

"if u can't fly, run

if u can't run, walk

if u can't walk, crawl

but keep moving"
-Martin Luther King

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Magne Budo ---" tyo ta theek chha bata janu parney chahi kata ho?? "

Girls #Facepalm

The number of times a
girl changes her
relationship status to
'Single', is the number of
times her boyfriend
refuses to take her for
shopping :'(

Name of the daughter: Very funny

Dhurmusey le chori payecha.
Bandre ley sodhyo: Timri chori thuli vayesi ta sabley jiskyauney vaye. Khuchhing!!

Dhurmusey: Aaha, kosailey ni jiskyauna paudaina. Maile ramro bebasta garya chu.
Bandre: K bebasta gareu ra?
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Dhurmus : "Chori ko naam DIDI rakhdinchu"  :P

How Students Prepare for Exam: Very funny

A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I watch a movie first"

"Tail, I go to sleep."

"If it stands on the edge I’ll study."

How LUCKY!! EPIC FUNNY

फुल बेच्ने ब्यापारी :- सर आफ्नो GF को लागि फुल लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो GF नै छैन ।
ब्यापारी :- त्यसो भए,आफ्नो मगेत्तरको लागि लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो कुनै मगेत्तर पनि छैन ।
ब्यापारी :- त्यसो भए,आफ्नो श्रीमतीको लागि लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो श्रीमती पनि छैन ।
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ब्यापारी :- हे दुनियाँको सबैभन्दा भाग्यमानी मनिस
मेरो तर्फ बाट यो फुल सित्तैमा लानुहोस् ।

What if wife is lost?? Very funny

Wife asks: If I am lost, what will you do?
Husband: I will post an advertisement in the Kantipur for you.
Wife: What will you write?
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Husband: "Jolley payo tesko" :P

Clever Woman: Funny

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles.

Boy: But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

Interview of a Boy and A girl

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO...

Wedding Night: Funny

बिहेको कार्यक्रम भर्खर सकिएको थियो। दुलहा र दुलही कोठामा बसेर गफ गर्न मात्र लागेका थिए। बाहिरबाट कसैले ढोका ढक्ढक्यायो। श्रीमानले ढोका खोल्यो। साथीहरु रहेछ उसलाई गिज्याउन थाल्यो। उसले साथीहरुलाई पठाएर भित्र पस्यो। तर श्रीमतीलाई कही देखेन। बाथरूम भित्र हेर्*यो देखेन। अचम्ममा पर्*यो। जिस्किएर कही लुकेको होला भनेर पर्दा खोलेर हेर्*यो, अह देखेन। अन्तिममा खाटमुनी हेरेको त त्यँहा पो लुकेको रहेछ।
श्रीमान: किन यहाँ लुकेको?
श्रीमती: पुलिसले रेड हानेको जस्तो लागेर

How problem starts??

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.

It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

Funny Girls

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS.. ??
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Which is....??
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BREAKUP..

Bieber Arrested

Justin Bieber was arrested this
yesterday
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for using men's toilet...

Meaning of Success for Men and Women

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.|

Justin Bieber Vs Yusuf Bhai

Yusuf bhai called Justin Bieber GAY,,
and Bieber slapped Yusuf with his
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PURSE!! LOLOL