Name of the daughter: Very funny

Dhurmusey le chori payecha.
Bandre ley sodhyo: Timri chori thuli vayesi ta sabley jiskyauney vaye. Khuchhing!!

Dhurmusey: Aaha, kosailey ni jiskyauna paudaina. Maile ramro bebasta garya chu.
Bandre: K bebasta gareu ra?
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Dhurmus : "Chori ko naam DIDI rakhdinchu"  :P

How Students Prepare for Exam: Very funny

A student grabbed a coin, flipped it in the air & said,

“Head, I watch a movie first"

"Tail, I go to sleep."

"If it stands on the edge I’ll study."

How LUCKY!! EPIC FUNNY

फुल बेच्ने ब्यापारी :- सर आफ्नो GF को लागि फुल लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो GF नै छैन ।
ब्यापारी :- त्यसो भए,आफ्नो मगेत्तरको लागि लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो कुनै मगेत्तर पनि छैन ।
ब्यापारी :- त्यसो भए,आफ्नो श्रीमतीको लागि लानुहोस् ।
शेरे :- मेरो श्रीमती पनि छैन ।
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ब्यापारी :- हे दुनियाँको सबैभन्दा भाग्यमानी मनिस
मेरो तर्फ बाट यो फुल सित्तैमा लानुहोस् ।

What if wife is lost?? Very funny

Wife asks: If I am lost, what will you do?
Husband: I will post an advertisement in the Kantipur for you.
Wife: What will you write?
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Husband: "Jolley payo tesko" :P

Clever Woman: Funny

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, burden and troubles.

Boy: But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

Interview of a Boy and A girl

A boy got rejected & girl got selected in an interview 4 same reason. Think? They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO...

Wedding Night: Funny

बिहेको कार्यक्रम भर्खर सकिएको थियो। दुलहा र दुलही कोठामा बसेर गफ गर्न मात्र लागेका थिए। बाहिरबाट कसैले ढोका ढक्ढक्यायो। श्रीमानले ढोका खोल्यो। साथीहरु रहेछ उसलाई गिज्याउन थाल्यो। उसले साथीहरुलाई पठाएर भित्र पस्यो। तर श्रीमतीलाई कही देखेन। बाथरूम भित्र हेर्*यो देखेन। अचम्ममा पर्*यो। जिस्किएर कही लुकेको होला भनेर पर्दा खोलेर हेर्*यो, अह देखेन। अन्तिममा खाटमुनी हेरेको त त्यँहा पो लुकेको रहेछ।
श्रीमान: किन यहाँ लुकेको?
श्रीमती: पुलिसले रेड हानेको जस्तो लागेर

How problem starts??

The real problem does not start when a boy starts looking at girl.

It begins when she turn back and gives a smile.

Funny Girls

GIRLS GETS 100% MARKS ONLY IN 2 SUBJECTS.. ??
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Which is....??
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BREAKUP..

Bieber Arrested

Justin Bieber was arrested this
yesterday
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for using men's toilet...

Meaning of Success for Men and Women

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.|

Justin Bieber Vs Yusuf Bhai

Yusuf bhai called Justin Bieber GAY,,
and Bieber slapped Yusuf with his
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PURSE!! LOLOL

Awesome dhoti joke

Eauta dhoti thio rey, atti nai goro thiyo rey ani,
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ani k heriraa, joke sakisakyo, dhoti ni kai goro huncha :D

Dhoti ko Existence

Eauta manche ekdum thulo jungle ma harayecha... Usley lakh koshis garey pani bato patta lagauna sakenacha... Hinda hindai u eauta pokhari ko najik pugecha ra pani khana khojecha, side ma hereko ta eauta dhoti pani panipuri bechdai rayech.

Moral: Dhoti ja pani pugchan!!

Tough engineering

An Engineering Student went &
proposed a beautiful girl.

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring
stars from the sky, I will jump from
where ever u say, I will do anything
for u....
Girl : Can u complete ur Engineering without a single back??
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Boy : Okay Sister! Take care!!

Fake Prachanda

Prachanda says: "So far in life, I have never cheated. I am not a corrupt person. I am a true patriot."
Sunny Leone hears this and says:"Yea rite, I am also a virgin"

A very wise post from a very frustrate person

Men need 100% talent to succeed
in life. B-)
Women need only 4%. :O
Because the remaining 36+24+36
helps... :p

Funny Yusuf Bhai Again

SCIENCE TEACHER : OUR TOPIC TODAY IS
REPRODUCTION
CLASS : YES SIR
TEACHER :Yusuf, SO WHAT IS REPRODUCTION???

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Yusuf bhai : ITZ TODAY'S TOPIC

A sad love story: Very funny

A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird ,
That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As
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a Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.

Next Day He Asked About The Gift.

B0y: Hows The Bird??

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Girl: Very Tasty..!! ;)

18+ stuff

I was really angry
when I
lost quiz by 1 point.
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Last question was "Where do women
mostly have curly hair"
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I was sure that i was correct,
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Stupid judges
said "Africa :(