Meaning of Success for Men and Women

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.|

Justin Bieber Vs Yusuf Bhai

Yusuf bhai called Justin Bieber GAY,,
and Bieber slapped Yusuf with his
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PURSE!! LOLOL

Awesome dhoti joke

Eauta dhoti thio rey, atti nai goro thiyo rey ani,
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ani k heriraa, joke sakisakyo, dhoti ni kai goro huncha :D

Dhoti ko Existence

Eauta manche ekdum thulo jungle ma harayecha... Usley lakh koshis garey pani bato patta lagauna sakenacha... Hinda hindai u eauta pokhari ko najik pugecha ra pani khana khojecha, side ma hereko ta eauta dhoti pani panipuri bechdai rayech.

Moral: Dhoti ja pani pugchan!!

Tough engineering

An Engineering Student went &
proposed a beautiful girl.

Girl : What can u do to make me love you ?

Boy : I will do what ever u want, I will bring
stars from the sky, I will jump from
where ever u say, I will do anything
for u....
Girl : Can u complete ur Engineering without a single back??
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Boy : Okay Sister! Take care!!

Fake Prachanda

Prachanda says: "So far in life, I have never cheated. I am not a corrupt person. I am a true patriot."
Sunny Leone hears this and says:"Yea rite, I am also a virgin"

A very wise post from a very frustrate person

Men need 100% talent to succeed
in life. B-)
Women need only 4%. :O
Because the remaining 36+24+36
helps... :p

Funny Yusuf Bhai Again

SCIENCE TEACHER : OUR TOPIC TODAY IS
REPRODUCTION
CLASS : YES SIR
TEACHER :Yusuf, SO WHAT IS REPRODUCTION???

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Yusuf bhai : ITZ TODAY'S TOPIC

A sad love story: Very funny

A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird ,
That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As
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a Birthday Gift 2 His Girlfriend.

Next Day He Asked About The Gift.

B0y: Hows The Bird??

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Girl: Very Tasty..!! ;)

18+ stuff

I was really angry
when I
lost quiz by 1 point.
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Last question was "Where do women
mostly have curly hair"
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I was sure that i was correct,
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Stupid judges
said "Africa :(

Hilarious Gf n Bf conversation

euta gf ra bf thye re...
gf:oi suna na ma aama
banne wala xu
bf:oi k re??
gf:ahh k ma aama banne wala xu...
bf:oi k bhanya yo.....oi
tension nadeu na
gf:ho kya ma sachhikai
aama banna laako xu
bf:kasari?/
gf;tero bau le propose
garyo..maile ta accept
gardiye....aba tero aama
bhayina ta ma??

Height of attitude: Epic Funny

My ATTITUDE...
Someone proposed me..
I said : Am not accepting your proposal..
But i salute your CHOICE :

Wonders of the world: Epic Funny

Why is 'Taj Mahal' of India
considered to be a seven
wonders of the world??
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Because It Is the only White Thing
That Is Found In
India

Phone problem when drunk: Hilarious

A drunkard: When I'm drunk, my phone should really warn me by saying:
"Are you sure you want to send this text?

Blood circulation: Last haudey

Medical Science says: "Tight Clothing Slows Blood Circulation"

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But the Truth is "Tighter the Woman's Clothing, Faster The Circulation of Man's Blood"

Bank robbery: Epic funny

Man with Gun goes in bank & demands ..

Once he is given money, he turns to a lady & asks, 'Did you see me rob bank?
Lady : 'Yes, I did'.

Robber shot her in the head.

He turned to a couple & askd d man 'Did you see me rob d bank?'

Man said 'No sir, but my wife did...

When Opportunity knocks,USE IT

Cool interpretation: Funny

"YAWNING"...

is Nature's Way Of Saying ...
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10% Battery Remaining..

Beggar: Very funny

Beggar: Give me food.
Man: I'll give you Vodka.
Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
Man: I'll give you cigarettes.
Beggar: I don't smoke.
Man: I'll take you to race.
Beggar: I don't gamble.
Man: I'll get you girl friend.
Beggar: I love only my wife.
Man: I'll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
Begger: Why?
Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!

Bachelors vs Married

Bachelors think that married men are lucky.

Married men think that bachelors are lucky.

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Bachelors think at night & Married think at day time.

Jadyaha ra Usko Budi: Very funny

Eauta atti nai jadyaha manche rayecha. Usko budi le chai usko nasha utarna lai ek din Seto saari layera aadhyaro ma basche. Budo aaucha usko najik ra sodhcha: Timi ko hou?
Usko budi: Ma boksi ho.
Jadyaha: Lau, haat milau teso vaye, ma chai timro bahini ko buda.