Sunday, February 17, 2013
Jadyaha ra Usko Budi: Very funny
Eauta atti nai jadyaha manche rayecha. Usko budi le chai usko nasha utarna lai ek din Seto saari layera aadhyaro ma basche. Budo aaucha usko najik ra sodhcha: Timi ko hou?
Usko budi: Ma boksi ho.
Jadyaha: Lau, haat milau teso vaye, ma chai timro bahini ko buda.
Usko budi: Ma boksi ho.
Jadyaha: Lau, haat milau teso vaye, ma chai timro bahini ko buda.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Poor Bill Gates: Epic Funny
Bill Gates recently got married. After the wedding, Bill and his new
wife got back to their honeymoon suite and later, of course, they
crashed into bed.
Apparently things didn't work out pretty well for Bill that night, and the
next morning his new wife got up, pointed at the embarrassed Bill
Gates and rather annoyed she said: "Now I know why your company is
called what it's called!" (MICRO & SOFT)
wife got back to their honeymoon suite and later, of course, they
crashed into bed.
Apparently things didn't work out pretty well for Bill that night, and the
next morning his new wife got up, pointed at the embarrassed Bill
Gates and rather annoyed she said: "Now I know why your company is
called what it's called!" (MICRO & SOFT)
Impressing quotes: Facts & Quotes
1.Money can't buy happiness, but its
more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
the
bastard's name:D .
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again/:) .
4.Many people are alive only becoz
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,
but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!
more
comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a
cycle :D .
2.Forgive your enemy, but remember
the
bastard's name:D .
3.Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you
when he is in trouble again/:) .
4.Many people are alive only becoz
its illegal to shoot them(n) .
5.Alcohol doesn't solve any problem,
but
neither does juice** .
6.Smoking kills, but if you don't smoke,
doesn't mean you'll never die...!!
Secret behind success: Funny
BOYS RULE OF SUCCESS.
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Afno Zindagi Ma Kunai Kaam garnu agadi jahilai
GF/WIFE Sanga sallaa line garnu ...
Usle jasto sallaha Dinxe tesko thik Ulto kaam gara
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safalta le Timro kadam Choomnexa.
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Afno Zindagi Ma Kunai Kaam garnu agadi jahilai
GF/WIFE Sanga sallaa line garnu ...
Usle jasto sallaha Dinxe tesko thik Ulto kaam gara
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safalta le Timro kadam Choomnexa.
ABOUT TO SUICIDE couple: Funny
2 Lovers Le suicide garne planning garecha,
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returned..
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Boy In Air, Opened Parashute & Said Malai tha thiyo
Badarni tah hamfaldaina vanera,!!!!
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From that day onwards, people
started saying LADIES FIRST
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Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returned..
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Boy In Air, Opened Parashute & Said Malai tha thiyo
Badarni tah hamfaldaina vanera,!!!!
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From that day onwards, people
started saying LADIES FIRST
How a girl gets happy: Funny
Q :- How To Make A Girl Happy??
Ans :- It's not at all difficult to make girls happy!!
You only need to be-
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
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312. gud listener
313. organiser
314. gud boyfriend
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1054. Poet
1055. Determined
1056. Self dependent
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50014. Psychologist
50016. Astrologist
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3110018. Stylist
3110019. Driver
But it's not at all difficult..!!!
Ans :- It's not at all difficult to make girls happy!!
You only need to be-
1. A friend
2. Companion
3. Lover
4. Chef
5. Electrician
6. Carpenter
7. Plumber
8. Mechanic
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312. gud listener
313. organiser
314. gud boyfriend
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1054. Poet
1055. Determined
1056. Self dependent
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50014. Psychologist
50016. Astrologist
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3110018. Stylist
3110019. Driver
But it's not at all difficult..!!!
Monday, February 11, 2013
Love of boys: Funny
A boy and a girl loved each other very much.
Unfortunately, one day, the girl died. That day,
the boy was so so so sad and depressed that
he decided not to
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have a girlfriend for next two weeks. :D
Moral: Men will be men
Unfortunately, one day, the girl died. That day,
the boy was so so so sad and depressed that
he decided not to
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have a girlfriend for next two weeks. :D
Moral: Men will be men
Sunday, February 10, 2013
Gods Mercy
A man was driving down the street,
and he had an important meeting
and couldn't find parking.
Looking up towards the Heaven, he said,
" Lord, have pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking.
" Miraculously, a parking space appeared.
The man looked up again and said,
" Never mind. I found one. "
and he had an important meeting
and couldn't find parking.
Looking up towards the Heaven, he said,
" Lord, have pity on me. If you find me a parking space, I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up drinking.
" Miraculously, a parking space appeared.
The man looked up again and said,
" Never mind. I found one. "
FunnY: Making of an Indian
भगवानले India को पहिलो मान्छे बनाए पछी
के भन्यो होला?
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सोच्नुस त?
?
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ओहो,फेरी बनाऊनु पर्ने भयो !!
यो त पुरै डढेछ !!!!
हा हा हा
के भन्यो होला?
?
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सोच्नुस त?
?
?
?
?
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ओहो,फेरी बनाऊनु पर्ने भयो !!
यो त पुरै डढेछ !!!!
हा हा हा
Bluff call?? part 2
Eauta manche lai feri naya number bata phone aayecha.
keti: Hi, are you married??
keta: Yes, but who are you??
Keta: Timro girl friend. Timlai dhokebaaj!! BREAKUP
keti: Hi, are you married??
keta: Yes, but who are you??
Keta: Timro girl friend. Timlai dhokebaaj!! BREAKUP
Bluff Call?? Part 1
Eauta manche lai naya number bata phone aayecha.
Keti(Mitho aawaj ma): Hi, are you single??
Keta: Yes, tara tapai chai ko ho??
Keti: TIMRO BUDI. AAJA GHAR TA AAU, JAANYA CHA!!
Keti(Mitho aawaj ma): Hi, are you single??
Keta: Yes, tara tapai chai ko ho??
Keti: TIMRO BUDI. AAJA GHAR TA AAU, JAANYA CHA!!
Saturday, February 9, 2013
Epic Nepali Jadahya
In an Aeroplane, after 4-5 drinks-
British- I will sleep now.
American- I want to work on internet.
German- I will watch movies now.
Chinese- I will listen to music now.
Nepali: chhod aba terodai le plane chaluchha
British- I will sleep now.
American- I want to work on internet.
German- I will watch movies now.
Chinese- I will listen to music now.
Nepali: chhod aba terodai le plane chaluchha
Unluckiest person: Very Funny
Sansar Ko Sabai Bhanda abhaagi
Man6e Tyo Ho..
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Jasle Chau-Chau ko Packet maa
Masala Vetidaina !!
Man6e Tyo Ho..
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Jasle Chau-Chau ko Packet maa
Masala Vetidaina !!
Facts about you
5 facts about You !!
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You's,
2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo,
3. Ur now looking to find out,
4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo & u hav been tricked !
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You
You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1. Ur so lazy u didn't read all the You's,
2. U didn't notice i put a Yoo,
3. Ur now looking to find out,
4. Ur laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo & u hav been tricked !
Thursday, February 7, 2013
Funny: Student Behavious
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class..
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Teacher: "Yo kina bahira gayo nasodikana???"
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His Friend : Sir Usko nindra ma hidne bani xa
Suddenly A Boy Went Out OfThe Class..
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Teacher: "Yo kina bahira gayo nasodikana???"
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His Friend : Sir Usko nindra ma hidne bani xa
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Rest In Peace English
This is english......
Worth Reading ..
This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.
Worth Reading ..
This is an actual letter taken from the Times of India in response to a `Marriage Proposal' advertisement.
Madam, I am one young gentleman living only with myself in Patna . I am seeing ur advertisement for marriage purpose in the daily newspaper. So I decide to press myself on u and I am hopping you will make the marriage with me.
I am the son of my father & mother of agriculture family from inside Patna . I having no sister and no brother also. I become big in Patna only. I educate myself in the Zuarilal Himmatlal High School , Bezna Road . I am nice and big, six foots tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness why because I am working hardly. I am playing also hardly. Especially I am liking the cricket. I am a good batter also I am fast baller. Whenever I am coming running for the balling, all batters are running everywhere why because they are afraiding my balls. My balls are bouncing too much high. That is very danger for them.I am very nice gentleman. I always laughing loudly at everyone. I am happy always and gay also. Ladies they are saying I am nice and soft because I giving respect to them. I am always liking if ladies are on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits. I drink milk only and no other bad things. I am not chewing cigarettes or eating gutka paan why because it not good for all the peoples. So I am not doing so. I am keep fitting everyday. Morning I am going to jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you can came and see how I pumping the dumb bells in the jim. And now good muscles are come outing everywhere.I am having very much money in my pant everyday and my pant is everyday open for you why because I am nice gentleman, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking my things into my own hands everyday. That is why I want to press myself on you, so that you will come and take my things into your hands.
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