Funny: Rajesh dai

Ek choti Rajesh dai le sansar kai piro khursani khanu vayecha.

Ani??

Ani k hunthio, Khurssani ko aakha bata aasu aayo!!

Funny: Rajesh Dai

Rajesh dai never uses calculator. Why??

Becoz haat le garerako nai fast huncha.

Funtoos Yusuf bhai

Yusuf's gf told him to bring protection next time they go for date.
Yusuf took his elder brother with a hockey bat.    :P

18+

Sunny Leone was being raped by 4 guys.
Sunny Leone shouted: "Please... for gods sake
.
.
.
dont fight, you will get your chance"    :D

Hilarious: Dhoti teacher

A dhoti teacher was teaching.
Teacher: Bill gates is the richest man in the world.
Dhoti student: Sir, tesko ta 1000 wota cycle hola hai falam ra sisi bokna??
Teacher: Yesko buddhi herr na, testo dhani vayepasi ta aafnai gadi ma gai halcha ni, kina cycle lana paryo.

Moral: Sisi bottle ko kaam chai kaile chodna sakdainan dhoti haru :P

Funny: 18+

Boy goes to a chemist:-
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my GF's house for dinner.

Then he says "Give me two more. My GF's sister is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."

During dinner her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying

10min 'n he is still praying his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend:- "I never knew you are so religious"
Boy:- I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST

Funny: Lazy wife

Husband calls his wife from second floor to first floor.
Husband: "Honey, do you smell something??"
Wife:" No,do you??"
Husband: "Me neither. START COOKING!!!"

Funny: Stupidity of a Indian

Dhoti ra Nepali
euta resturaunt ma
gayechan

nepali-k khanchas oe
dhoti?

dhoti- hajur le j
khanuhuncha hami tei
khaihalcham

nepali-oe waiter menu
lya ta

dhoti-ae teso bhaye ma
pani menu khanchu :P

Funny: Lost and Found

‎"A boy called in FM radio &
said:-

I’ve found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card &
an ID card of Mr.Sere Singh,
New road, Kathmandu.

FM Spearker : How honest
so you want to return his
purse?

Boy: No.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for
him...! :D

Funny: Fuchhey last harip

Eauta Fuchhey bhaiya ko cosmetic pasal agadi:

Fuchhey: "Bhaiya, goro huney cream cha"
Bhaiya: "Ah, Fair & Lovely matra cha"
Fuchhey: "Teso vaye laga na ta, jailey tero kaalo mukh dekhera darr lagcha"

Funny: Rajesh dai and Bhaisi

Ek din rajesh dai le eauta bhaisi lai tharkaudai raichan.

Rajesh dai: "Oye bhaisi, talai 3 liter dudh dey vaneko ya ta 1 liter matra cha. K ho ma sanga darr lagdaina??"

Bhaisi replied: "Darr lagera ta 1 liter deko ni, ma ka bhaisi ho ra, ma ta Rango ho"

Funny: Smart Dhurmus

Euta chor le Dhurmus ko bag chorera bhagdai rayecha. Dhurmus ni k kam, Chor ko pachi pachi kudecha ra finally chor lai vettayecha. Ani tha cha Dhurmus le k vanecha??

Dhurmus: "Bag ta choris choris, yo race ma ta mai jitchu..." vandai chor vanda agadi daudecha.

Funny: Eauta Solti ko guff

Eauta keta le keti lai guff didai raicha:

Keta: Priya, timro aakha ma ta maile sansar ko sabb kura dekhna sakchu.

Side ma hidirako manche le sunecha ra aayera keto lai sodhecha: "bhai office lai dhilo vaisakyo, tripureshor ma badi jam cha ki Maitighar ma, yesso herdeu na"
Keto faint!! :D

Fact: A reality about women

Don't try to understand women...


Women understand women and hence, they hate each other.  :D

Funny: Dhoti Hero

Eauta Dhoti hero cycle ma chadera chobaar tira jadai raicha. Tei bela ma eauta keti le suicide garna lako dekhecha ra mauka ko faida uthauna lai keti sanga bolna gayecha.

Dhoti: Please dear, aba marnu agadi please malai kiss gara.

Keti le one minute samma kiss garcha dhoti lai. Dhoti danga pardai keti lai sodhcha:

Dhoti: timle suicide chai kina garna lako ni?
keti: Malai mero society ma keti banera hideko kosaile ni mann paraudaina, tesailey!!

Funny: Bou Birkhe ra chora Chankhe

Chankhe: Buba, mero miss kya ramri hunu huncha hai.

Birkhe: Herr babu, afno guru lai aama ko najar le hernu parcha.

Chankhe: Hyaa dad, tapai ni jaile aafno setting garna khojnu huncha.